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      \u003cp\u003eThis roomy accessory pouch brings a wink and a little sass to everyday carry. 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Carry it on a dresser, tuck it into a tote, or slide it into a carry-on for travel—this pouch feels like a friendly nod to grown-up life lived loudly and unapologetically.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% spun polyester: holds shape and resists wrinkles\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-woven laminate lining for added protection\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Durable zipper with gold-colored puller (zipper direction may vary)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, full-color printing—bright and crisp results\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes; assembled in the USA from global parts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. 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                  8.66 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            12.60 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Bottom length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.36 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: 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         \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Lightweight, cheerful accessory pouch designed to carry the small things that keep you feeling put-together. The bright, crisp print celebrates midlife with humor and warmth — makeup brushes, sunscreen, a coffee tumbler and prescription bottle illustrated alongside uplifting text. It fits into a handbag or sits neatly on a vanity, giving a little daily boost when you reach for lip balm, mascara, or pills. The zipper with a gold pull keeps contents secure, while the durable polyester fabric resists wrinkles so it stays fresh between uses. This pouch brings a playful, honest voice to everyday routines and makes those little rituals feel seen and celebrated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% spun polyester—retains shape and resists wrinkles\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminate lining (white or black) for cleaner interior finish\u003cbr\u003e- Durable zipper closure with gold color puller\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution printed colors\u003cbr\u003e- Multiple sizes; assembled in USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. 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    \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            12.60 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Bottom length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.36 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.15 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.72 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.28 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This roomy accessory pouch carries the humor and resilience of midlife in a design that truly speaks to the wearer. Lightweight but structured, the T-bottom shape lets it stand up on a vanity while holding everyday essentials—glasses, tweezers, lotion, meds, and those little comforts that keep a busy life steady. The bright, crisp print reads like a cheeky personal manifesto: “Menopaused Not Expired.” It’s the kind of pouch that slides into a tote or sits on a bathroom counter, ready to rescue a chaotic morning or become a small, steady ritual at night. The gold zipper pull adds a subtle, confident shine. 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