{"product_id":"menopause-accessory-pouch-midlife-menopause-bag-cosmetic-organizer","title":"Menopause Accessory Pouch — 'Midlife: Menopause Bag' Cosmetic Organizer","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Top length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.66 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            12.60 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Bottom length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.36 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.15 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.72 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.28 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This roomy accessory pouch carries the humor and resilience of midlife in a design that truly speaks to the wearer. Lightweight but structured, the T-bottom shape lets it stand up on a vanity while holding everyday essentials—glasses, tweezers, lotion, meds, and those little comforts that keep a busy life steady. The bright, crisp print reads like a cheeky personal manifesto: “Menopaused Not Expired.” It’s the kind of pouch that slides into a tote or sits on a bathroom counter, ready to rescue a chaotic morning or become a small, steady ritual at night. The gold zipper pull adds a subtle, confident shine. Made to last without extra fuss, this pouch keeps its form and color through daily use so the message stays bold and true.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% spun polyester keeps shape and resists wrinkles\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminated lining for a clean interior and better print contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Matching durable zipper with gold-colored puller\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-definition print for bright, true-to-design colors\u003cbr\u003e- Multiple sizes available; assembled in the USA from global components\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black zipper","offer_id":47346624331925,"sku":"33375963716356660126","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ White zipper","offer_id":47323032813717,"sku":"32732741734542266292","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black zipper","offer_id":47346624364693,"sku":"55393074892933249184","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White zipper","offer_id":47323032846485,"sku":"30572911592661652574","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/2812\/9941\/files\/2883944766992919947_2048.jpg?v=1778552151","url":"https:\/\/midlifeunhinged.com\/products\/menopause-accessory-pouch-midlife-menopause-bag-cosmetic-organizer","provider":"Midlife Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}